The Ultimate Garden Party Quiz

All my teachers

My most boring neighbour

My nan and her friends from bingo

All my friends

A mini petting zoo where all the pets are scorpions

A reading club where we all sit quietly and contemplate life

A competition to see who can make the most boring noise

Party games and competitions with prizes

Write a note and put it in a bottle then throw it into the sea

Hire a plane at great expense and get it spelled out in cloud writing

Whisper it to your dog and hope he tells people

Send out invites with all the info on them

No, who likes food?

There should be one piece of broccoli each

Yes, but fake food made from playdoh

Yes, definitely

Week old Chinese takeaway

Cold baked beans in teacups

Imaginary food to make your friends get creative

Popcorn, sweets, fruit, crisps, fruit juice, carrot sticks, ice cream

Burgers, sausages and veggie alternatives

Bananas

Jam

Teabags

Paper plates that you can recycle

Some wooden chopping boards, to look trendy

Your mum's finest china

No need for plates, just scoop it up with your hands!

Smart, black tie, top hats

Overalls and green wigs

Dress as your favourite kitchen utensil

Everyone should wear what they feel comfortable in

Twister

Duck Duck Goose

Musical chairs

Milk and flour fight

Beethoven's 5th

Fun pop people can dance to

The Cats soundtrack

A soundtrack of your dad telling terrible jokes

With lots of spider webs and fake skeletons

With cooked spaghetti

With balloons and bunting

With adverts from your local opticians